Hotel Kilkenny made me laugh….
…..although, this is quite clever.
We’ve all stolen minor items from hotel rooms; shower gel and shampoo being my own particular favourites.
Turns out, not everybody limits themselves to such expendables as myself, and Hotel Kilkenny have a novel, if a little hilarious, solution.
If you take it, you buy it.
So simple. I’ve no idea if this is the current trend in hotels, or if Kilkenny has become a hotbed of evolution for the industry. Regardless, it made me laugh (albeit after two bottles of wine – beautiful wine).
So, here we go.
A few questions Mr. Kilkenny, if you don’t mind;
1) How is this “for my convenience”? Why lie?
2) Who decides on the prices? They’re clearly a little greedy. Or just really annoyed at having to buy chrome bathroom bins every Monday morning.
3) Your disclaimer re: remote control – absolutely priceless. Well, €50. Did you get your hot-shot lawyer to add that after countless court cases and remote control compensation payouts?
4) “This Directory” coming in at €80 really poses more questions than it answers. Do people often steal a directory specific to one hotel in Kilkenny? I really don’t think they do.
For your convenience, I’ve added some pictures of my favourite items below – and to Hotel Kilkenny, I really enjoyed my stay, and I’m only taking the piss…..and sorry for pushing two single beds together to make a double…..and also sorry if you find the rather large bit of the lamp that fell off while I was doing so………
On an unrelated, but even more impressive point, here’s what Valentine’s Day means to the well-heeled gentry of Knocklyon, D 16, the Leafy Suburbs of South Cawnty Dublin.
I like Delaneys, sometimes, but jeebus bleebus christ lads, get a woman, or at least a man under 50, who’s had a girlfriend within the last 30 years, to think of your Valentine’s Day promotions, please.
Mint Chocs though.