Senator David Norris for President

Definitely, and why not?

He’s a legend in my eyes, and compared to the stale, predictably non-offensive previous Presidents we’ve had (no-offence ladies), I think it would be a breath of fresh air in a role which has become more or less useless.

Give the President an ACTUAL part to play in developing the world’s perception of our little island – hammer home (with no sense of irony) our progressive attitude towards minorities, willingness to integrate, sense of humour, love of hard work, intelligence, level of education and overall pleasantness.

Fuck it, let’s make him Emperor.

All Hail David Norris.

David Norris

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